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1. (Gir) (636↑, 36↓)

[Zim]'s robot on the [Nicolodeon] Show [Invader Zim], made from garbage, and has a very short attention span. One of the many creations by [Jhonen Vasquez]

I love Gir, he's the best character\!

Author: Adrien http://gir.urbanup.com/1118412

2. (Gir) (515↑, 37↓)

the stupidly adorable and most loved character in 'Invader ZIM' on nickoleodeon

GIR:I'm gonna sing the doom song now...doom,doom,doomed,dee,doom ZIM:SHUT UP\!

Author: mysn93 http://gir.urbanup.com/1431843

3. (Gir) (418↑, 86↓)

Gir is the greatest cartoon character to ever be made. He is soooo much cooler than everyone. Hes hot wearing his dog suit, flying the pig, or as his robot self. Hes the reason that Invader Zim was on air so long.

OMG I LOVE GIR\!\!\! HE IS SOOO KooL\!\!

Author: amber http://gir.urbanup.com/1080309

4. (Gir) (197↑, 24↓)

The most fucking kick ass charictar from [invader zim]EVER\!\!\! Gir is the name of a disfuctional SIR unit. He's fucking cool and totally random. It's impossible not to like him unless you're a fuckin idiot.

(1)If you don't like Gir, get your head checked, I'm sure there's some sort of brain lesion... If there's even a brain at all... (2) an example of Gir's amazingness... "SAMMICH\!\!\!" "I had a sammich in my head" "I wanna be a mongoose. Can I be a mongoose dog?" "I'm dancin' like a monkey\!" "I'm naked\!" "I saw a aquirrel. It was doin' like this, 'tk tk tk tk tk'" "I love this show..." "I miss you cupcake." "I love-ed you piggy, I LOVE-ED YOU\!\!\!" "Let's make biscuits. LET'S MAKE BISCUITS\!\!" "Yes\! wait a minute, no." "Yay\!\! We're doomed\!" "Aww, I wanted to explode." "HI BABY\!\!\!" "Where did the last piggy go?" "Where's my bees?" "My walnuts\!\!" "I know. I'm scared too." "Tacotacotaco." "I'm gonna roll around on the floor for a bit. Kay?" "I got chocolate bubble gum\!" "I gotta go pig. I'll see ya later." "I gonna eat a rat\!" "But I need tacos. I need them or i will explode. That happens to me some times." "I can see up Ii's no-ose." "Meow\!" "Why IS his head so big? WHY is his head so big?" "Nothing." "Leprechauns." "No\! Wait\! Come back\! I need stuff\!" "Yay\! I'm gonna be SICK\!" "And then the squirrle at Dib's greasy head." "Are we there yet?" so um yeah He's pretty cool... (3) ... OMF JASHIN\!\!\! I fucking love gir\!\!

Author: Imouto Kyuetsukii http://gir.urbanup.com/4129994

5. (Gir) (177↑, 26↓)

A character on the show "Invader Zim" He wears a dog suit and his brain is made of pennies and paper clips

OMFG I love Gir\!\!\! He is so Sexy\!\!\!

Author: Flippydaslasher http://gir.urbanup.com/2707212

6. (Gir) (85↑, 17↓)

An amayzerful robot on Invader Zim who dresses like a green dog and he is loved by most people besides the stupid ones.He is hilarious and so adorable.

Gir: "I had a sammich in my head" "I lovded u cupcake" "My name is gir here's my cupcake,its always here when im awake........"

Author: Emobabe10 http://gir.urbanup.com/3719357

7. (GIR) (47↑, 5↓)

The most amazing Invader Zim character not including Zim. Assigned to Zim in the pilot, he is a disfunctional SIR unit with brains and body made of things gotten from a garbage (litterally). He is a badass who was best friends with mini-moose and usually ended up ruining Zim's plans on accident.

GIR: "GIR reporting for duty" ZIM: "What does the G stand for"? GIR: "*pause* I dont know...*begins hitting himself on head* ZIM: "For you I'm thinking, a dog" GIR: "Can I be a mongosse dog? GIR: I'm gonna sing the doom song now, doom doom doom doom doom domm... ZIM: "Oh.. Why would you do that\!?" GIR: "To make for the cupcake" GIR: "I'm dancing like a mokey\!" GIR"I lovded you piggy, i lovded you-o-o-o." AND MANY MORE\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

Author: NerdMan96 http://gir.urbanup.com/4336342

8. (GIR) (39↑, 4↓)

One of the most kickass cartoon characters EVAH\! GIR (a dysfunctional SIR, Standard Information Retrieval unit) is Zim's robot servant however he rarely obeys. Nobody knows what the G in GIR stands for, GIR said it himself in the first episode. Jhonen Vasques, the creator, said it was never meant to be found out. GIR has a short attention span and is completely random. As a disguise to not look like a robot when humans see him, he wears a green dog suit. It has pretty big eyes and a tongue sticking out. As a robot he changes. He has blue eyes, shoulders, and a blue square on his chest area. When he is in duty mode those blue parts turn red and he half-shuts his eyes, almost in an angry look. GIR loves waffles, the angry monkey show, tacos, rubber piggies, bees, and doom. He also likes to sing the Doom Song, which is a song consisting of the word doom and goes on for six months. When GIR has temper tantrums they are usually the same. He screams until he gets what he wants, seen in FBI Warning of Doom and Zim Eats Waffles. When GIR made waffles Zim didn't want to eat, he screamed until Zim ate them. This happened twice, the second time he repeatedly slapped Zim with a waffle. He has a high pitched voice that isn't annoying, but strangely cute. When he walks in his dog suit his feet squeak. Overall, hilarious and cute.

GIR quotes: *Doorbell rings* Leprechauns\! GUESS WHO MADE WAFFLES\! I wanna watch the scary monkey show\! Yay\! We're doomed\! I'm gonna huuug yoou\! You gonna make biscuits? You gonna make biscuits? YOU GONNA MAKE BISCUITS? Zim: Why was there bacon in the soap?\! I MADE IT MAH SELF\! Tell me a story about giant pigs\! Must bey the taco man\! But I NEED tacos\! I need them or I will explode\! That happens to me sometimes\! All these children will go to a special place made of food. I like food. Zim: GIR? What does the G stand for? I don't know... Zim: Now selfdestruct\! FINALLY\! HEEHEEHEE *explodes* You look like you need waffles boo hoo hoo. Yay I'm gonna be sick\! I can see up it's nose. I DON'T WANNA\!...Ok\! But won't it just explode? Just like this KABLAM\! But if the big splody goes fast, won't it get all bad? Hi floor\! Make me a sammich\! I wants me a barrel of floss\! I wants me two balls of glue…TO BE MY FRIENDS\! And I wants to go dancing NAKED\! And I wants… (hours later) ...And I want a chair made of cheese. And I want a table made of cheese. Television is stupid\! You're intelligence is stupid\! Target found\! Eliminate moron\! Do de do de do de do de do de do de doo. DO DE DO DE DO DE DO DE DO DE DO DE DOO\! I'm gonna roll around on the floor for a bit K? SAMMICH\! I had a sammich in my head\! You didn't have to yell at me. I just... I got rid of my sammich. So about my sammich.

Author: invader Jenna http://gir.urbanup.com/5188198

9. (gir) (88↑, 60↓)

1) The noise angry things make 2) A robot in a popular nick show "Invader Zim". 3) To be annoying and have a short attention span (like the toon "GIR")

1: a) You so ugly b) gir \>:( 2: a) Lets watch Invader Zim. b) ok. I love GIR. 3) a) YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU\! b) what? a) YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUU\!\! b) You are so Gir.

Author: Invader Richii http://gir.urbanup.com/1946415

10. (Gir) (27↑, 5↓)

The most amazing character ever to be invented by nicktoons. Yes, that is a fact. He is a hilarious robot sidekick for Invader Zim, and his head is filled with pennies and paperclips. Though it has been known to house the occasional sandwich...

My fav line from Gir: Zim: "Be careful to monitor these levels carefully. It could explode and eat our brains\!" (or some such thing) Gir: "Okay. *banging wildly on keyboard* I'M DOING IT\!"

Author: hershejet http://gir.urbanup.com/4817070

11. (Gir) (12↑, 6↓)

a nickname for anybody who wears Invager Zim merch often and is very sopntanious and random. Usually is loved my friends and considered almost as family.

HEY Gir\! -waves- come over here\! Gir... you have ANOTHER invader Zim shirt?

Author: Alyssa Kimbrough http://gir.urbanup.com/5076195

12. (GIR) (2↑, 0↓)

The best Taco eating, pig loving, beat boxing, waffle making, cake baking, movie watching, funny talking, wannabe mongoose Robot Dog in the history of the world EVER. Nobody knows what the G stands for, though. It may stand for Greatest Irken Robot.

I liiiike to make waaaaafleeeessss.... I'm baking the cake\! ^_^ But I need my tacos\! I need them or I will explode\! That happens to me sometimes. \girGIR

Author: Invader C http://gir.urbanup.com/5988859

13. (Gir) (0↑, 0↓)

teh Badeest bad Ass on [Invader Zim] oFTo

Some examlples of Gir's awesomeness: "I wanna be a mongoose. Can I be a mongoose dog?" "I'm dancin' like a monkey\!" "I'm naked\!" "I saw a aquirrel. It was doin' like this, 'tk tk tk tk tk'" "I love this show..." "I miss you cupcake." "I love-ed you piggy, I LOVE-ED YOU\!\!\!"

Author: ZeldaNerdd♥ http://gir.urbanup.com/6359570

14. (gir) (0↑, 0↓)

GARBAGE INVASION ROBOT. alien invader SIR robot that was created by left over parts in the trash. brain made of 2 pennies, a screw, a paper clip, and a mint. wears and green and black dog suite with a giant zipper on it and his tongue is sticking out. I LOVE GIRR

Off of the Nickelodeon carton INVADER ZIM. Gir is zims robot.

Author: Shalan bailey http://gir.urbanup.com/6148261

15. (Gir) (2↑, 25↓)

A word for a person to express to another person that he/she is sexually aroused.

Boy: Giiiiiiiir :) Girl: (Runs away)

Author: Raaaazooor http://gir.urbanup.com/4434756

16. (Gir) (11↑, 49↓)

The idol of all melodramatic emo people. One of the characters of the worst cartoon show ever, Invader Zim. Probably 90% of the reason that 323 emo people slit their throat when Invader Zim was cancelled. Talks like a half-retarded robot dog thing. Probably the bane of my existance too\!

Emo person: I LOVE GIR\! HE UNDERSTANDS ME. Jake (me): No he doesn't. He is a fictional, cancelled cartoon character. Emo person: You are so mean\! Imma go cut myself.

Author: iusedtobeEMObutnowithasNOPOINT http://gir.urbanup.com/5311485

17. (Gir) (14↑, 52↓)

Greens In Regulation Which is to say, hitting the green in a game of golf in two strokes less than what the par would be for that hole.

-Dan made three GIR's today, he was hitting them beautifully.

Author: Christopha http://gir.urbanup.com/2945401

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Last updated: 2012.03.01